What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

What’s the best way to get over someone you love?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can a barracuda kill a human?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Why didn't people like the Game of Thrones ending?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

No way

Northern Lights Alert: Auroras Set to Illuminate the Skies Across 18 U.S. States This Weekend - The Daily Galaxy

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Science news this week: 'Dragon Man's' identity and the universe's 'missing matter' - Live Science

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nelly Korda coaxes in final birdie, overcomes front-nine 40 to stay in U.S. Women's Open mix - NBC Sports

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Study debunks 100-year-old understanding of what brain cells look like, forcing rewrite of biology textbooks - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

So they tried

Long-dead NASA satellite suddenly emits massive radio burst - Chron

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

A 'Crazy Idea' About Pluto Was Just Confirmed in a Scientific First - ScienceAlert

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading